Modest Batch of Forty-Four Funny Memes

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Dec 6, 2019 2:08 PM EST

And some fifty-five memes to put your day back on track.

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  • 01
    Cartoon - you going to his house to get dick after telling him you was done with his stupid ass
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  • 02
    Text - Bestie: OMG ARE YOU CRAZY?! You called me 27 times, sent me 77 texts and wrote on my Facebook wall saying, "I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ASAP THIS AN EMERGENCY!" What do you have to tell me that's so urgent?! Me: IG @HOEGIVESNOFUCKS Love ya.
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  • 03
    Vehicle door
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    Text - Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09 If I'm walking my dog and you don't smile at her as we walk past, l'm going to assume you're a terrible person.
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    Bird - when you have cynical personality but your heart is still full of love and you just want someone to give it to Drive-Thru LOVE
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    Organism - When you're trying your best not to suck his dick while he's driving
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  • 07
    Text - Andy Leeman @AndyLeeman91 The truth is most girls don't care about 6 packs or how much you can lift at the gym. If you really wanna impress her make her laugh, make her laugh so hard she uncontrollably snorts like lil piggy. Oink oink girl, you mine now. 11/11/2018, 09:15 l View Tweet activity 423 Retweets 2,703 Likes
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    Text - vinth @vints *does laundry and makes bed* Oh sorry what was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me getting my life together
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  • 09
    Text - Wife: he made 2 fat jokes yesterday Husband: that's a lie Therapist: then why would she remember you making them? Husband: because elephants never forget Therapist: Imao savage MasiPopat
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  • 10
    Text - @cloutie if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside
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  • 11
    Text - Justin @shitmydadsays "We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fung irony in that."
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  • 12
    Cat - When someone brings me food without asking
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  • 13
    Text - Using the Drake format Using the Team Trees format cause they are stuck at 16.5 million
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  • 14
    Cartoon - thiccc thid thiccc The person reading this is thicc s is thicc Three C's TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
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  • 15
    Cat - STOP KILLING VOLCANOES TO MAKE LAVA LAMPS made with mematic
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  • 16
    Text - Do u just have two modes Sad and horny Basicallly Sometimes i spice it up and get suicidal
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  • 17
    Text - andrew @AndrewChamings wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
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  • 18
    Text - nobody: Disney in ten years: CENIVERSAL 20 400 MCTURE PRARNES CENT MIR RAAX ART 404
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  • 19
    Text - Me: "Sweet dog you got there" Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog." Me: "Still in training, huh?" Policeman: "What do you mean?" Me: "Never mind" This evolved into a big fuung problem.
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  • 20
    Text - There is no true God... NSTOR
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  • 21
    Text - Plants vs. Zombies PLANTS ZOMBIES BATTLENEGBOLE @PlantsvsZombies Because more trees less zombies In the spirit of Feastivus, we're planting 500,000 trees with @teamtreesofficl # EA Well maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore
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  • 22
    Text - < Tweet In Grade 5 there was this girl who I never really got along with. We were paired up together in groups and we got to know each other better and eventually became friends. One day she told me that she used to think of me as a boring sack of oranges. I've never felt more insulted.
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  • 23
    Text - help i accidentally ate the poop sock Google Search help i accident help i accidentally help i accidentally meme help i accidentally built a shelf help i accidentally build a shelf help i accidentally t help i accidentally restarted the ussr ate the poop sock - G We all make mistakes in the heat of passion. Iimb
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  • 24
    Hood - the the same sentence when I try and say it out loud sentence in my head
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  • 25
    Text - We should all try to copyright claim the 2019 youtube rewind to show how bad the system is
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  • 26
    Male - When she's waiting on you to make the first move
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  • 27
    Text - No one will be as nice to you as a straight guy trying to fucit you for the first time.
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  • 28
    Text - Josh @iwearaonesie wife: Why is your back all scratched up? [flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone] me: I'm having an affair 6:30 AM -18 Aug 2016 10.4K RETWEETS 16.6K LIKES
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  • 29
    Fictional character - AP IMAGES 75 BABY YODA TRENDING HIGHER THAN DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES NEWS8 PRICE OF A GALLON OF REGULAR GAS DROPPED A HALF CENT TO $3.824 ACCORDING TO TRIPLE A HAVI T love democracy
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  • 30
    Adventure game - Pornhub HD 4:09 I build a beautiful Lego forklift and this is better than sex 1.9K Views Legohub 93% Huzzah! A man of quality!
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  • 31
    Cartoon - Being into girls with large butts Having a sickness for the thiccness Cum cum to the dum dum bum bum
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  • 32
    Text - samuel Edward @SamEd...17h 1. Islam was in china since 594-674. The huaisheng mosque is one the oldest mosques in the world. Go pick up a history book. Islam was first brought to China by Sa'd ibn abi Waqqas. 2. You're white, You're not native to America. Gavin @therisingrig... 19h Replying to @sadielovessyouu Muslims are not native to China and neither is Islam itself 49 t6,024 11K
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  • 33
    Text - krispy @KrispyTacoBelle Him: "What's your body count?" Me: "For what?" Him: "People you've slept with..." II Me: "Ohhh! I thought you saw the basement..." Him: "What?" Me: "What?"
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  • 34
    Facial expression
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  • 35
    Cartoon - when you're playing games in class and the teacher puts their hand on your shoulder
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  • 36
    Yoda - EA bad EA releases good star wars game EA donates 500,000 trees to teamtrees See the rest of this meme for only $69
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  • 37
    Text - Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)05:01:42 No.7369474 All women are whores. >7369490 #>>7369516 # Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)05:05:02 No.7369490 >7369474# then why can't you have sex? 7369509 # >>7369515 # >>7369516 # >>7369883 # >>7369894 # >>7369935 # >>7369953 # >>7369977 #>>7371145 # >>7371152 # >>7371347 # >>7371356 # >>7371383 #>>7371391 # >>7371412 # >>7371458 # >>7371459 #>>7371464 #>>7371467 #>>7371615 # >>7371625 # >>7372028 # >>7372060 # >>7372960 # >>7373075 # >>7373139 # >>7373175 # >>73733
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  • 38
    Cartoon - Pepe is a meme that is staying strong since the 2000-s. Harambe was a turning point that ended impact memes. Drake-tier formats were the most widespread memes. "We are number one" was the most edited meme video. Press F was the most influential meme (became an unironic idiom)
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  • 39
    People - Teens now that Masturbation isn't a sin We were bad,but now we're good
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  • 40
    Yoda - 5th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment
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  • 41
    Text - @spoof_account Replying to@Leanand Cuisine I'll never forget somebody called me "Shoe-Shiner" in a MW2 pre game lobby, I was 12 years old bro I ain't deserve all that. 5:49 PM 10/20/19 Twitter for iPhone 175 Retweets 1,873 Likes Theo @TreyTheodis 10/21/19 Replying to @spoof_account and @LeanandCuisine I got called and I quote "antique farm equipment"
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  • 42
    Text - Thought: I do NOT think that 50% of the world's billionaires should be women. I think there shouldn't be any billionaires at all. cardboardfacewoman So you are saying 0% of the world should be billionaires? fandomsandfeminism Yes. caosdth Why shouldn't their be billionaires? That makes no sense. fandomsandfeminism Because the existence of billionaires is predicated on the exploitation of human labor and unsustainable environmental harm. That level of wealth hoarding is harmful to economie
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  • 43
    Facial expression - Guess who's going to find a gf this 2020 upotBoess No, I don't think I will
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  • 44
    Text - Has anyone questioned why the fimi I'm doing presentation d ressed as slightly overweight Spider-Man?
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